The Führer wasn't a mousy little mama's boy! The Führer was BUTCH!

Franz Liebkind

Cop663: [to new bar of soap] You mustn't let yourself go. You've gained weight so fast. She may have gone but life goes on. You must stop indulging yourself.
Cop663: [to new towel] You're a real disappointment to me. You've changed so much. You can't just switch personality like this. Her walking out is no excuse.
Cop663: [as it drips] It was such a relief when I saw it crying. It may look different, but it's still true to itself. It's still an emotionally charged towel.

Reports of my assimilation have been greatly exaggerated.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard

Sam Spade: Haven't you anything better to do than to keep popping in here early every morning and asking a lot of fool questions?
Lt. Dundy: And gettin' a lot of lyin' answers!
Sam Spade: Take it easy.

We have some planes...

Mohammed Atta

Girl: But James, I need you!
Bond: So does England!

I love you, and I need a piss.

Dan

Too bad Hallmark doesn't make a "Sorry your dodgeball coach got killed by two tons of irony" card.

Peter La Fleur

Clear the mechanism.

Billy Chapel

Well, you've done your job, so I don't suppose I can kill your wife Zenat. Although frankly I'd be doing the sighted world a favor.

Siegfried

If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be standing in the horror section?

Randy

...I will fork-give you if you fork-get. Haha... who's next?

The Blue Raja

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