Nicholas: What's that?
Conrad: [signs document] This... is... the bill.
Nicholas: Do you want to split it?
Conrad: [exhales] Oh God yes! I'll take some of that...
[shows Nicholas enormous number at bottom]
Nicholas: [shocked] Oh my God.

I knew that loose was too noose... uh... noose too loose...


Barbara Covett: Do you know much about wine?
Richard Hart: I know I like drinking it!

American girls would seriously dig me with my cute British accent.


If you kill him, He wins.

William Somerset

Gerry Fleck: I can't dance, I can't dance, I've got two left feet!
Cookie Fleck: I thought he was kidding.
Gerry Fleck: But I wasn't. I was born with two left feet.

Looks like you've got a thing for butt-ugly girls, Mr. I've Got A Thing For Butt-Ugly Girls!


My brain's been paranized!


Big Red ran the show, man. We were just flying ignorami, for sobbing out loud.


Captain America: Have you gotta helmut?
George Hanson: Have I gotta helmut? Ha ha ha!

Randal Graves: Jesus! Step away from the fryer before you burn us all alive!
Elias: It's not my fault you abandoned your post!
Randal Graves: Was it too much to ask that you handle the fries? The machine does all the work! What, does a machine gotta transform into some giant fuckin' robot before you'll take it seriously? Go home!

We just lost the moon.

Jim Lovell

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