Choose wisely, Henry. Divorce is only something they do in England.

Queen Marie

Barbara: My, how you've grown!
Ed: Yeah, you'd better believe it.

Who's the fellow owns this shithole?

Will Munny

When it rains, you put on a coat... of Spray-On Shoes!

Flint Lockwood

[while urinating neon green liquid] Jeez, it's like Shrek's piss.

Danny

Pamela Landy: If there's something you're not telling me I want it now before I send that girl out there, do you understand?
Ward Abbott: You talk about this stuff like you read it in a book.

Detective Dolly: So what's the symbology there?
Paul Smecker: Well, now that Duffy has relinquished his "King Bonehead" crown I see we have an heir to the throne! I believe the word you were looking for is "symbolism." What is the ssss-himbolism.

Bear... bearfucker, do you need assistance?

Officer Smy

Sarah: I don't know what to say.
John J. Rambo: Then you shouldn't say anything, should you?

Run for the hills everybody, there's a giant shit-cloud coming.

Ishmael

Maybe I got a shot at making a change.

Ren

Paul Rusesabagina: Hundreds, there were too many to count.
Dube: Why are people so cruel?
Paul Rusesabagina: Hatred... Insanity... I don't know...

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