You're a good man. I know that. Even if you've forgotten it.

Finch

Ben: You forgot my last name, didn't you?
Lindsey Meeks: No, I just... blanked.
Ben: No, I bet when you talk to your friends you call me Ben the School Teacher.

Holly McClane: Honey, this is the '90s. Y'know, microchips, microwaves, air phones.
John McClane: As far as I'm concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza.

Donkey: I don't wanna die...! I don't wanna DIE! Oh sweet sister mother of mercy... I'm melting...! I'm MEEELTIIING!
Shrek: It's just the rain, Donkey.

If we can't make memories, we can't heal.

Leonard Shelby

Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear.

Ace Ventura

[holds a big gun] Ohh, yeah.

Rocket Raccoon

[Chris sees his infant child in the hands of a nurse] Hey!, That's my daughter.

Chris Kyle

[to Wilson] Hey, you want to hear something funny? My dentist's name is James Spalding.

Chuck Noland

Col. Claus von Stauffenberg: I am involved in high treason with all means available to me. Can I count you in?
Werner von Haeften: For anything, sir. Anything at all.
Col. Claus von Stauffenberg: "Anything" is a *very* dangerous word, Lieutenant.

Courtney: Pass, ew! Good riddance!
Whitney: I don't believe in osmosis.

Pappy O'Daniel: Furthermore, in the second Pappy O'Daniel administration, these boys is gonna be my *brain* trust.
Delmar O'Donnell: What's that mean, Everett?

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