[Frank Drebin is angrily breaking up with Jane Spencer]
Frank: Oh, and one more thing: I faked every orgasm!
Jane: [heartbroken] Oh, Funny Face.

The Baroness: You're far away. Where are you?
Captain von Trapp: In a world that's disappearing, I'm afraid.

Oz: [sotto voice, to Glinda] I might not actually be a wizard...
Glinda: Yes, but they don't know that.

Can you please give me your name Mr. Head, and please don't tell me it's Dick!

Dr. Buddy Rydell

Your mother's in here, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it.

Demon

Forever turned out to be too long.

Susannah

Idle time is the devil's play thing

Jim's Mother

Christy Cummings: It's interesting, we have kind of a family dynamic going on here which pretty much mirrors what I grew up with, I'm the mommy slash daddy, the taskmaster, the disciplinarian.
Sherri Ann Cabot: Mr. Punishment over here.
Christy Cummings: But I also reward and Sherri Ann is responsible for the unconditional love.
Sherri Ann Cabot: And the decorative ability.
Christy Cummings: The heart and the soul which was what my mom did, that was her role, she was there for the unconditional love and it worked for my family, you know... until my mom committed suicide in '81.

It can only be attributable to human error.

HAL

That ace could not have helped you.

Teddy KGB

Domino: I'm glad I killed him.
James Bond: You're glad?

We have a very important school report on turquoise jewelry due in two days, and we can't find any books on it, and the President's having us followed. It's too much pressure.

Arlene Lorenzo

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