[about to pass out from drugs] I don't see why white man has to sit in a nigger electric chair. White man should have his own damn electric chair.William 'Wild Bill' Wharton
Mr. Salt: Wonka, how much do you want for the golden goose?
Willy Wonka: They're not for sale.
Mr. Salt: Name your price.
Willy Wonka: She can't have one.
Veruca Salt: Who says I can't?
Mr. Salt: The man with the funny hat.
Dave: "You want one?"
Nick: "It's 8 o'clock in the morning."
Dave: "It's 18-year-old Scotch - you want a promotion, you gotta earn it."
Nick: (downs Scotch)
Nick Van Owen: You looking for a problem?
Dieter: And I found you, didn't I?
Don't blame marriage. She's married and she's not growing a national forest.Samantha Jones
Rosemary Woodhouse: What have you done to him? What have you done to his eyes, you maniacs!
Roman Castevet: He has his father's eyes.
Rosemary Woodhouse: What do you mean? Guy's eyes are normal!
Zack Brown: [suggesting porn titles] Fuckback Mountain!
Miriam Linky: [makes a face]
Zack Brown: Too soon?
I still sometimes dream that I'm the mother of your children. I wanted her to die.Susannah
Winnie: BoxTroll Exterminators? They live down in Curds Way.
Eggs: How do I get there?
Winnie: Curds Way?
Winnie: Milk turns into it.
Young Stud: I, I think she did too much coke.
Colonel James: Oh you think so doctor?
Being half human makes you stronger than a god.Zeus
G.G. Sparrow: Well, I am who I am.
Vi Rose Hill: Well, maybe you were... five procedures ago!