Donald: Who do you think would be easier to sleep with, Captain America or a great white shark?
Bumper: A great white shark.
Veronica Loughran: Hi, Randal.
Randal Graves: Thirty-seven?
Dante Hicks: Shut up!
Westley: Who are you? Are we enemies? Why am I on this wall? Where is Buttercup?
Inigo Montoya: Let me 'splain. [pause] No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marry' Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour. So all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape... after I kill Count Rugen.
Westley: That doesn't leave much time for dilly-dallying.
Fezzik: You just wiggled your finger. That's wonderful.
Westley: I've always been a quick healer. What are our liabilities?
Inigo Montoya: There is but one working castle gate, and... and it is guarded by 60 men.
Westley: And our assets?
Inigo Montoya: Your brains, Fezzik's strength, my steel.
[to Ian] You like to have kids but you don't want to be with them, do you?Kelly Malcolm
Jake Oleson: I saw them feeding on Grandma Helen. I saw their teeth. They're like, vampires, you know?
Stella Oleson: Vampires don't exist, Jake.
I have HBO.Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris
No, it is not dangerous to confuse children with angels.Quiz Kid Donnie Smith
Marion Crane: Thank you.
Norman Bates: Thank you, Norman.
Marion Crane: Norman.
Marion: Hey, what happened? You don't look very happy.
Indiana: Fools. Bureaucratic fools.
Marion: What'd they say?
Indiana: They don't know what they've got there.
Marion: Well, I know what I've got here. Come on. I'll buy you a drink. You know, a drink?
Ooops, no bullets. What do you think, I'm fucking stupid, Hans?John McClane
Win or lose, this war ends tonight!John Connor
[about marijuana] It gives you a whole new way of looking at the day.Billy