If you kill him, He wins.William Somerset
Andre: It's the dumb class cuz. It means you too dumb.
Jamal: Man, say it to my face cuz.
Andre: I just did. See what I mean? Dumb?
[greeting Robert at the King's and Queen's Ball]
Giselle: I'm surprised to see you here, too. You told me you can't dance.
Robert: I said I didn't. I never said I can't.
I can do it with minimal casualties to the indigenous. We'll clear them out with gas first. It'll be humane. More or less.Col. Quaritch
Have you met Archimedes? The one with the black spots, you see? You remember Archimedes of Syracuse, eh? The king asks Archimedes to determine if a present he's received is actually solid gold. Unsolved problem at the time. It tortures the great Greek mathematician for weeks - insomnia haunts him and he twists and turns in his bed for nights on end. Finally, his equally exhausted wife - she's forced to share a bed with this genius - convinces him to take a bath to relax. While he's entering the tub, Archimedes notices the bath water rise. Displacement, a way to determine volume, and that's a way to determine density - weight over volume. And thus, Archimedes solves the problem. He screams "Eureka" and he is so overwhelmed he runs dripping naked through the streets to the king's palace to report his discovery.Sol Robeson
I'll drop kick you across the restaurant.Dan Foreman
Morrison: Do you remember me?
Lord Bottoms: I never did her any harm. It was my right.
Morrison: Your right? Well, I'm here to claim the right of a husband.
I think that... that Cancers make the best lovers.Iris
I didn't know that horse was a diabetic!Kenny
Rosemary Woodhouse: What have you done to him? What have you done to his eyes, you maniacs!
Roman Castevet: He has his father's eyes.
Rosemary Woodhouse: What do you mean? Guy's eyes are normal!
Zack Brown: [suggesting porn titles] Fuckback Mountain!
Miriam Linky: [makes a face]
Zack Brown: Too soon?
I still sometimes dream that I'm the mother of your children. I wanted her to die.Susannah