[about to pass out from drugs] I don't see why white man has to sit in a nigger electric chair. White man should have his own damn electric chair.

William 'Wild Bill' Wharton

Be excellent to each other. ...And... party on, dudes!

Abraham Lincoln

Chubbs: It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips.
Happy Gilmore: Get off of me.
Chubbs: Just easing the tension, baby. Just easing the tension.
Happy Gilmore: Yeah, well ease it on someone else.

Jesus, Tom, I was just speculatin' about a hypothesis. I know I don't know nothin'.


I'm going to miss these flesh-stretching sessions, my dear.

Ad'har Ru'afo

I swear to God this has got be a joke.


Dave: You ball your socks, you floss, and you don't hide booze in the toilet tank.
Dave: [pauses] You live like a Mormon.

Cassie Cartwright: I don't get you, Ennis del Mar.
Ennis del Mar: I'm sorry... Was probably no fun anyway, was I?
Cassie Cartwright: Ennis, girls don't fall in love with fun!

Sophie: I don't care if you've slept with hundreds of men!
Donna: I haven't slept with HUNDREDS of men...!

I'm sure in 1985 plutonium is available at every corner drugstore, but in 1955, it's a little hard to come by.

Dr. Emmett Brown

Charlotte A. Cavatica: You're very kind.
Templeton: Don't go spreading it around.

I'm gonna send you all to hell!

Steve the Pirate

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