David Skylark: There’s something out there!
Aaron Rapoport: It’s a tiger.
David Skylark: I didn’t want it to come to this but you’re going to have to fight that tiger!
Agent Lacey: Please tell me you know that that’s a stupid idea.
David Skylark: Do not be a gentleman. You go right for the f***ing balls!
Aaron Rapoport: I don’t see it’s balls.

You want to know something? I don't think Mozart's going to help at all.


Don't remember our names, but I remember my real mommy.

Ghost Boy

Do you think I'm just anybody, Ali? Do you?

T.E. Lawrence

[to Sam and Long Duk Dong] Wait a minute. I have a wonderful idea! Would you like to go to the dance with Sam?

Dorothy Baker

"I'd take pleasure in guttin' you, boy.... I'd take pleasure in guttin' you... boy." What is wrong with these people, huh? Mason? Don't you think there's a lot of, uh, a lot of anger flowing around this island? Kind of a pubescent volatility? Don't you think? A lotta angst, a lot of "I'm 16, I'm angry at my father" syndrome? I mean, grow up! We're stuck on an island with a bunch of violence-for-pleasure-seeking psycophatic marines... SHAME. ON. THEM!

Stanley Goodspeed

Melanie Carmichael: [gets up to leave] Jake, I can't do this.
Jake: [grabs her arm so she faces him] I know.
[they kiss]
Jake: [eventually pulling away] Go home, Mel.

Lisa: Don't worry, I'll find a way to bail you out.
Vinny Gambini: No don't. I'm gonna stay in prison tonight. Maybe I'll finally get some sleep. I'm doing good, huh?

Matthew: What happened?
Klitz: It got bad.

Anne Boleyn: [on Mary's wedding night] You afraid?
Mary Boleyn: A little.
Anne Boleyn: I should be able to tell you how it will be tonight; give you advice on what to do. I failed you as an elder sister.
Mary Boleyn: No one could wish for a better sister.

Randal Graves: That was definitely worse than "Clash of the Titans."
Dante Hicks: I can't believe Judi Dench played me.
Randal Graves: Remind me to renew that restraining order.
Dante Hicks: Why?
Randal Graves: Because I'm going to blast that flick on the Internet tonight.

Come on Chief, this isn't no boy scout picnic. See ya' got ya' rubbers!


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