You're goin' down. Chainsaw.


The Shoveller: Watch it, Spleen, you're going to kill someone with that thing!
Dr. Heller: Oh, no, no, no. All these weapons are completely non-lethal.
The Bowler: Wow. How wonderfully eccentric while simultaneously being a complete waste of our time. Good day, sir. I say good day.

I don't dance very well when my partner has a gun in his hand.

Clara Clayton

Ted: Miss Preston, we'd like you to meet some of our friends.
Bill: This is, uh, Dave Beeth Oven.
Beethoven: Sie sind so schön, Madame.
Bill: And, uh, Maxine of Arc, Missy, Herman the Kid...
Ted: Bob "Genghis" Khan, Dennis Frood, So-crates Johnson, and, uh... Abraham Lincoln.
Miss Preston: It's so nice to meet you all. There's sodas in the fridge.

Beatrice 'Tris' Prior: They're gonna kill me.
Four: I'm not gonna let that happen.

No intensity, no victory.

Christina Pagniacci

Bagheera: Now, while you create a disturbance, I'll rescue Mowgli. Got that?
Baloo: [dancing away] I'm gone, man. Solid gone.
Bagheera: Not yet, Baloo!

Chuckie: Morgan, I'm not going to Kelly's just because you like the take out girl. It's fifteen minutes out of our way.
Morgan: What the fuck are we gonna do that we can't spare fifteen minutes.

You know what I call him? Not Roy O'Bannon. Roy O'Boloney!

Chon Wang

It's safer for them to sleep here than in their own homes. There's too many, we can't help them all.


Senior Jerk Alert!


For the last time, I don't work for you!

Zoe Perez

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