My fellow Mutants! The real enemy is out there.

Erik Lehnsherr / Magneto

Choose wisely, Henry. Divorce is only something they do in England.

Queen Marie

Mace Windu: There is no doubt that the attacker was a Sith.
Yoda: Always two. there are. No more, no less. A master... and an apprentice.
Mace Windu: But which was destroyed, the master or the apprentice?

Michael Llewelyn Davies: [about J.M. Barrie] Can we have him for supper?
Sylvia Llewelyn Davies: Have him to stay for supper, Michael. We're not cannibals.

Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?

Economics Teacher

[with arms around Jack] C'mon now, you're sleepin' on your feet like a horse. My mama used to say that to me when I was little. And sing to me...

Ennis Del Mar

Johnny Truelove: You ever have that dream: the one where you did something... You don't know why, but you can never go back?

Elvira: You know what you're becoming, Tony? You're an immigrant spick millionaire, who can't stop talking about money...
Tony Montana: Who the fuck you calling a spick, mang? You white piece of bread. Get outta the way of the television.

Marty DiBergi: You two were at school together?
Nigel Tufnel: We're not university material.
David St. Hubbins: What's that on your finger?
Nigel Tufnel: It's my gum.
David St. Hubbins: What are you doing with it on your finger?
Nigel Tufnel: I might need it later.
David St. Hubbins: Put it on the table, that's terrible.
Nigel Tufnel: No, I might forget it on the table.
David St. Hubbins: [to Marty] Fucking awful, you can't take him anywhere.

Well, you know what my dad always said, Having dreams is what makes life tolerable.


Kowalski: We'll need a diversion.
Skipper: You're up, Private.
Skipper: You just mermaid my day.

Will you go to prom with me?

Schmidt (to Jenko)

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