Ned: If you were a flavor of ice cream, what would it be?
Marcie: Rocky road.

Galloway: I don't think you're fit to handle the defense.
Kaffee: You don't even *know* me. Ordinarily it takes someone *hours* to discover I'm not fit to handle a defense.

Silas: [to Sophie] Do not move, woman.
[to Teabing]
Silas: Cripple, put the box on the table.
Sir Leigh Teabing: What, this trifle? Perhaps we can make a financial arrangement.
Silas: Put the keystone on the table.
Sir Leigh Teabing: You will not succeed. Only the worthy can unlock the stone.
[Silas turns gun on Teabing, pulls hammer back]

The only good thing you ever did for the gals was get hit by that train!

Penny Wharvey McGill

You're a fascist pig!

Theodore Faron

[Repeated line] I'm a good girl, I am!

Eliza Doolittle

Just put your pickle on everybody's plate college boy and leave the hard stuff to me.

Johnny

"Dirty Steve" Stephens: Damn good riding with you, Chavez.
Chavez: Many nights, my friend... Many nights I've put a blade to your throat while you were sleeping. Glad I never killed you, Steve. You're all right...

Bryan Mills: Listen carefully, Kim, something’s happened to your mom.
Kim Mills: Dad, what’s going on?
Bryan Mills: Don’t trust anyone.

It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn...with, like, a bomb.

Saul

Wow, that was such an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had that in the budget.

Fozzie Bear

Hap Eckhart: We got the Halibut Calabrese, the Halibut Olympian.
Dormer: Keep going.
Hap Eckhart: Halibut Cajun style.
Dormer: I can't wait to see what they got for dessert.

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