Ned: If you were a flavor of ice cream, what would it be?
Marcie: Rocky road.
Galloway: I don't think you're fit to handle the defense.
Kaffee: You don't even *know* me. Ordinarily it takes someone *hours* to discover I'm not fit to handle a defense.
Silas: [to Sophie] Do not move, woman.
Silas: Cripple, put the box on the table.
Sir Leigh Teabing: What, this trifle? Perhaps we can make a financial arrangement.
Silas: Put the keystone on the table.
Sir Leigh Teabing: You will not succeed. Only the worthy can unlock the stone.
[Silas turns gun on Teabing, pulls hammer back]
The only good thing you ever did for the gals was get hit by that train!Penny Wharvey McGill
You're a fascist pig!Theodore Faron
[Repeated line] I'm a good girl, I am!Eliza Doolittle
Just put your pickle on everybody's plate college boy and leave the hard stuff to me.Johnny
"Dirty Steve" Stephens: Damn good riding with you, Chavez.
Chavez: Many nights, my friend... Many nights I've put a blade to your throat while you were sleeping. Glad I never killed you, Steve. You're all right...
Bryan Mills: Listen carefully, Kim, something’s happened to your mom.
Kim Mills: Dad, what’s going on?
Bryan Mills: Don’t trust anyone.
It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn...with, like, a bomb.Saul
Wow, that was such an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had that in the budget.Fozzie Bear
Hap Eckhart: We got the Halibut Calabrese, the Halibut Olympian.
Dormer: Keep going.
Hap Eckhart: Halibut Cajun style.
Dormer: I can't wait to see what they got for dessert.