Officer Keeney: You don't look so good ma'am.
Meg: And you, Officer Keeney, don't look so hot yourself.

Andrew: Why do you have to insult everybody?
John Bender: I'm being honest, asshole.

Patrick Bateman: I don't think we should see each other any more.
Evelyn Williams: Why? What's wrong?
Patrick Bateman: I need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale. It can not be corrected but I have no other way to fulfill my needs.

I need to make my wife fall in love with me again.

Leo

A compliment is something nice about somebody else.

Carol Connelly

Mike: [dressed as security guard] Please move away from this vector and get into another coordinate pronto. There's no access for you in this quadrant.
Teen: Man, why don't you goose-step on down to the women and children over there and give them your little power trip, because they may be impressed by it, asshole!
Mike: Young man, I'm gonna twist off your head and spike it onto the floors of a nightmare you can't even imagine! I will dance with you inside the six-sided ring of fire, unless you move from this area, far and fast, NOW!

Mikaela Banes: Is he still having voice problems?
Sam Witwicky: He's playing it off.

Morons... your bus is leaving.

Phil

Ultron: The world needed a shield... Stark settled for a slave.
The Vision: Human beings are fearful and in need of protection. But then, that fear can inspire them to do great things.
Ultron: You're unbelievably naïve.
The Vision: Well, I was born yesterday.

Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts.

Leonard Shelby

Rayette: You love me, Bobby?
Bobby: What do you think?

When you see something that looks like a frozen gallbladder, that's Greenland.

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