Melvin Udall: Judging from your eyes, I'd say you were fifty.
Carol Connelly: Judging from your eyes, I'd say you were kind, so so much for eyes.
Ryan Stone: All right, the way I see it, there's only two possible outcomes.
Ryan Stone: Either I make it down there in one piece and I have one hell of a story to tell, or I burn up in the next ten minutes.
Hope: You know Natalie, youre so oral, you'll never get to anal
Natalie: And youll never get a dick in your dried up cunt, you old maid!
If you want me to keep my mouth shut, it's gonna cost you some dough. I figure a thousand bucks is reasonable, so I want two.Tom Reagan
Sheryl: What did he say?
Richard: I'll tell you when I regain consciousness.
I hope we didn't scare the fishes.Bond
Dewey Cox: [to his mother] All I need is my music and someday, I'll make my masterpiece.
Dewey's Dad: The wrong kid died.
Dewey Cox: You see that, Momma? That was just unnecessary.
Mary Boleyn: I didn't betray you. You do know that?
Anne Boleyn: All I know is that a man who didn't know who you were was with you in that room for a half-hour and came out completely besotted!
Keep your concentration here and now, where it belongs.Qui-Gon Jinn
Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!Buddy
What we require now is a feat of linguistic legerdemain and a degree of intrepidity.Captain Spock
Alarm Guy: So why do they call him "the Joker"?
Safecracker: I heard he wears makeup.
Alarm Guy: Makeup?
Safecracker: Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.