You're dating Louis and he's in Arizona. You're fucking me and we don't have plans tonight. What could you possibly be doing?

Patrick Bateman

April O'Neil: What are you?
Leonardo: We're ninjas.
Raphael: We're mutants!
Donatello: Technically, we're turtles.
Michelangelo: And we're teenagers. But we can have adult conversations.
April O'Neil: So, you're... Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?
Donatello: When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!

Mr. Fox: [looking at an electric fence] Huh. This could be difficult.
Squirrel: It's fatal for humans, but we got enough fur to keep the voltage from getting to us. Let's go!

Marty McFly: I don't understand this, Doc. How can this be happening? It's like we're in Hell or something.
Doc: No, it's Hill Valley. Although I can't imagine Hell being much worse!

The only way Borden's going to disappear is if I leave him out there with the other inmates.

Sullen Warder

You're just like your mother, a big heart but simple. You cannot help me, I need someone smart, and if you were smart you would know that you are dumb.

Miguel Ernesto

Gungans have grand army. That's why you no liking us meesa thinks.

Jar Jar Binks

Swear I didn't know we were gonna get into this again... Hell, yes I did; red-lined it all the way, couldn't get here fast enough.

Jack Twist

Jack Fuller: [standing outside the bathroom door] Can you hurry up?
Joy McNally: [from inside the bathroom, taking her time] Almost done!
[walks into the kitchen to find Jack pissing in their sink]
Jack Fuller: Oh yeah, this is really happening. Oh, and it's your day for dishes.

Before we start, I'd just like to say the campers you're about to see suck dick! But nevertheless, please welcome them.


Gazelle: Looks like a lot of people are going to die.
Valentine: Do I look like I give a F***?

Oh, Wilbur... don't you know what you've already done? You made me your friend and in doing so, you made a spider beautiful to everyone in that barn...

Charlotte A. Cavatica

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