Nicky Santoro: What's takin' so long over there?
Frank Marino: This peter's a motherfucker.
Jack Hardy: It's workin'. Just keep workin' it. It's comin'.
Nicky Santoro: Gotta learn how to open these fuckin' things so you won't have to take 'em.
Nick the Greek: Just get me a sample.
Tom: No can do.
Nick the Greek: What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.
Megamind: You can scream all you wish, Miss Ritchi, I'm afraid no one can hear you!... Uh, why isn't she screaming?
Minion: Miss Ritchi, if you don't mind...
And I can't believe fine-ass bitches like yourselves eat that shit. Don't you know fast food makes girls fart?Jay
You've fooled them, haven't you Michael? But not me.Dr. Sam Loomis
Leave it to the Catholics to destroy existence.Serendipity
Steven Taylor's greatest hits.David Shaw
Maybe some day you forget what it's like to be human and maybe then, it's ok.Dave Boyle
I'll juice ya up.Chip Douglas
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: You told him didn't you?
Crash Davis: Yup.
Cosmo Renfro: When I die, I wanna come back just like you.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Oh, you mean happy and handsome?
Rick: You came back from the desert with a new friend, didn't you Beni?
Beni: What friend? You are my only friend.