[taking time to thoroughly taste the earthworm he has just eaten] Subtle... Zesty? Disgusting.

Roux

Sometimes I think, I think all three of us got in that car...

Sean Devine

Hold on! No fucking way! You fuckin' notice this? I got fuckin' shot! I got fuckin' shot in the face! I went and got the fuckin' money; I got shot fuckin' picking it up. I've been up for thirty-six fucking hours! I'm taking' that fuckin' car! That fucker's mine! You fucking asshole!

Carl Showalter

Oh Mr. Harris! Don't touch me! Mr. Bob Harris! Just rip my stocking!

Premium Fantasy woman

He is not a god!

D'Leh

Jim: And then I wake up today in hospital. I wake up, and I'm... I'm hallucinating or I'm...
Mark: What's your name?
Jim: Jim.
Mark: I'm Mark. This is Selena. OK, Jim. I've got some bad news.

Ramón: You know, chica chica, boom boom.
Mumble: You are not interested in chicas?
Ramón: You kdiding? Without us the chicas got no boom

Welcome to the war.

Griffin

Now who's the poor bastard who has to die for my freedom?

Atticus

Dewey: Is that a threat, Detective?
Mark: When it's a threat... you'll know it. Dewey: Was that a threat?

Shelley: They're kicking me out?
Kappa: Maybe it's because of you're age.
Shelley: But I'm 27.
Kappa: But that's 59 in Bunny Years.

Wolodarsky, go get the keys to that fishing boat, and throw them in the water. No, wait. They might have another set. Just blow it up.

Steve Zissou

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