That was too close.Lando Calrissian
I can voluntarily perform a fanny fart at all times.Nina
The good news is, my dick is now a popsicle!Nicky
Derek, what are you trying to prove?Murray
A maid found herself locked in the bathroom. She was only trapped for a few moments, but when she came out she was blind. She gouged her own eyes out with a pair of scissors.Gerald Olin
Sarah: Alfred I can't live like this!
Alfred Borden: Well, what do you want from me?
Sarah: I want... I want you to be honest with me. No tricks, no lies, no secrets.
Sarah: Do you... do you love me?
Alfred Borden: Not today. No.
Papshmir: My people are very upset.
Muriel Dillon: They're always upset. They're Arab terrorists.
Lester Bangs: Yeah, great art is about conflict and pain and guilt and longing and love disguised as sex, and sex disguised as love... and let's face it, you got a big head start.
William Miller: I'm glad you were home.
Lester Bangs: I'm always home. I'm uncool.
William Miller: Me too!
You gotta be as blind as Anne Frank not to see that.Randal Graves
It's a Zen thing, like how many babies fit in a tire.Corky St. Clair
Willie: There are two dead people in here!
Indiana Jones: There's gonna be two dead people in here! Hurry!
That's neat. Real neat.Jack Bruno