That was too close.

Lando Calrissian

I can voluntarily perform a fanny fart at all times.

Nina

The good news is, my dick is now a popsicle!

Nicky

Derek, what are you trying to prove?

Murray

A maid found herself locked in the bathroom. She was only trapped for a few moments, but when she came out she was blind. She gouged her own eyes out with a pair of scissors.

Gerald Olin

Sarah: Alfred I can't live like this!
Alfred Borden: Well, what do you want from me?
Sarah: I want... I want you to be honest with me. No tricks, no lies, no secrets.
[pause]
Sarah: Do you... do you love me?
Alfred Borden: Not today. No.

Papshmir: My people are very upset.
Muriel Dillon: They're always upset. They're Arab terrorists.

Lester Bangs: Yeah, great art is about conflict and pain and guilt and longing and love disguised as sex, and sex disguised as love... and let's face it, you got a big head start.
William Miller: I'm glad you were home.
Lester Bangs: I'm always home. I'm uncool.
William Miller: Me too!

You gotta be as blind as Anne Frank not to see that.

Randal Graves

It's a Zen thing, like how many babies fit in a tire.

Corky St. Clair

Willie: There are two dead people in here!
Indiana Jones: There's gonna be two dead people in here! Hurry!

That's neat. Real neat.

Jack Bruno

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