Jack Fuller: [standing outside the bathroom door] Can you hurry up?
Joy McNally: [from inside the bathroom, taking her time] Almost done!
[walks into the kitchen to find Jack pissing in their sink]
Jack Fuller: Oh yeah, this is really happening. Oh, and it's your day for dishes.

Before we start, I'd just like to say the campers you're about to see suck dick! But nevertheless, please welcome them.


If he'd just pay me what he's spending to make me stop robbing him, I'd stop robbing him.

Butch Cassidy

Billy Kostecki: [Watching Penny and Johnny dance] You'd think they were a couple
Baby: Well aren't they?
Billy Kostecki: Naw, not since we were kids.

Gazelle: Looks like a lot of people are going to die.
Valentine: Do I look like I give a F***?

Oh, Wilbur... don't you know what you've already done? You made me your friend and in doing so, you made a spider beautiful to everyone in that barn...

Charlotte A. Cavatica

Mankind is not evil, just... uninformed.

Prof. Charles Francis Xavier

Protect your fake baby, protect your fake baby!

Linus Caldwell

Augustus Gloop: Don't you want to know our names?
Willy Wonka: I can't see how it would matter.

Artoo says that the chances of survival are 725 to 1. Actually Artoo has been known to make mistakes... from time to time... Oh dear...


Neo: Why am I here?
The Architect: Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.
Neo: You haven't answered my question.
The Architect: Quite right. Interesting. That was quicker than the others.

You don't own me, Howard. I'm not one of your teenage whores and I'm not some damn airplane!

Ava Gardner

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