Hey, I found a toaster.

Kit Carruthers

What, in life, does not deserve celebrating?

Adrian Veidt

Turk Malloy: Ten says he shorts it.
Frank, Livingston, Saul: Twenty!

I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.

Dr. Egon Spengler

Who is this? Sal, is that you. I can hear you breathing you fuck. You listening, your mother sucks fucking big (expletive) elephant dicks, you got that?

Joey LaMotta

[referring to the Hitchhiker] I think we just picked up Dracula.

Franklin

Ethan Tremblay: My father always had a saying "When a day starts like this it's all uphill from here.
Peter Highman: Uphill? No, it's all downhill from here.
Ethan Tremblay: But nobody wants to be down, everybody wants to be up. It's all uphill from here.
Peter Highman: But it's easier to go downhill. So your dad had no idea what the fuck he was talking about.

Bobby Jordan: [Pushing Jack into the lockers] Make me laugh, asshole.
Judy Danvers: Jack, come on, he's an asshole.
Bobby Jordan: Shut the fuck up skank.
Jack Stall: [Jack kicks Bobby's buddy in the groin and moves to Bobby] Come her you fuck!
[Jack punches Bobby and brings him to the ground]
Jack Stall: You cocksucking motherfucker!

[pushing elevator buttons] It looks like a Christmas tree!

Buddy

Natalie Rushman: I'm going to enter the facility
[She begins to remove her dress, Happy dodges a car]
Natalie Rushman: Eyes on the road.

Believe it or not, I do try to do some good in the community.

Alonzo Harris

Vivian: I would have stayed for two thousand.
Edward Lewis: I would have paid four.

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