Affleck, you the bomb in "Phantoms," yo!


You said you wish we could be together.

Lisa Sheridan

And I'll be, like, "What, you don't know fuckin' Jay and Silent Bob? The fuckin' mack daddys of fuckin' Jersey?" And she'll be, like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that youse guys are a couple of little ... fuckholes!"


I want this town locked up so tight, it'll make his balls ache.


Graham Hess: Don't touch him. Give him a minute.
Merrill: Graham...
Graham Hess: Give him a second.
Bo: Daddy...
Graham Hess: Don't touch him.
Merrill: Graham...
Graham Hess: Don't... Don't.
Morgan: Dad? What happened? Did someone save me?
Graham Hess: Yeah, baby, I think someone did.

You better get your ass off your shoulders and make that money.

Craig Jones

Ogilvy: Here?
[to Ray]
Ogilvy: Peach Schnapps. Disgusting I know it, found a whole case of this shit.

Tugg Speedman: This is insane. Are you telling me you're quitting the movie? We're supposed to be a unit!
Kirk Lazarus: Suck my unit.

Susan Storm: [about the machine that could change them back to normal] What are the risks?
Reed Richards: Even the slightest miscalculation could cause our symptoms to increase exponentially... or perhaps even kill us.
Johnny Storm: Now, dying... that's bad, right?

Jerry Lee just sit your ass down!

Johnny Cash

Egon: Venkman, get a stool sample.
Peter Venkman: Business, or personal?

Eve Kendall: I want you to do a favor for me. A big, big favor.
Roger Thornhill: Name it.
Eve Kendall: I want you to leave right now, stay far away from me, and don't come near me again. We're not going to get involved. Last night was last night, and it's all there was, and it's all there is. There isn't going to be anything more between us. So please. Goodbye, good luck, no conversation, just leave.

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