Raul Alvarez: I'd like to propose a toast and thank those who have come from so far. But I would like to specially thank someone -- someone who many of you have often called stupid, imbecile, fat head, but...he's a guy with a big heart. I propose a toast for my brother. For your happiness Armando.
Armando Alvarez: Yes, to Raul's happiness. May you enjoy all of life's pleasure. Even if it means the destruction of the family!

Grim Reaper: I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick.
Bill: Sorry, death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!
Grim Reaper: I said Plum!
Ted: No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now?
Grim Reaper: Uh, best three out of five!
Ted: I don't believe this guy!

Guilt is like a bag of fuckin' bricks. All ya gotta do is set it down.

John Milton

That's too bad, Bond. You could've been a live rich man, instead of a poor dead one.

Brad Whitaker

If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get those guns. Quick!

Barry the Baptist

Zack: I hate Rosie O'Donnell. But if someone said 'I have a tape of Rosie getting fucked stupid,' I'd be like: 'Why the fuck aren't we watching that right now?'

Gabrilla Montez: Why is everybody staring at you?
Taylor: Not me, you.
Gabrilla Montez: Because of the callbacks? I can't have people staring at me. I really can't.

Arthur: Hobson, we're going to hang out together.
Hobson: I've never hung out in my life, and I'm not going to start tonight.

Pete: You ruined my life!
[while being choked]
Ulysses Everett McGill: I do apologize about that Pete.

Somebody'll fetch you when the bus gets to St. Augustine. When your there, show 'em this. Tell them your name is Ray Charles Robinson. An' the sandwiches I made, don't eat them all at once... ya hear me?

Aretha Robinson

It's going to be so good.

Caroline Polhemus

I will be on television in a month... Wearing brown and gray underpants.

George Reeves

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