Lureen Newsome: Do you think I'm going too fast? Maybe I should put on the brakes?
Jack Twist: Fast or slow, I like the direction you're going.

They are my past. Everyone is haunted by their past.


You're gonna need a bigger boat.


Oh, isn't that wonderful? All the lowlifes in quiet city Boston are dropping dead and *you* think it's unrelated! Greenly, the day I want the Boston Police to do my thinking for me, I will have a fucking tag on my toe!

Paul Smecker

Megamind: Our battles quickly got more elaborate. He would win some, I would ALMOST win others! He took the name: Metro Man, defender of Metro City. I decided to pick something a little more humble: MegaMind, incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy!

Marguerite, I don't believe you've met my wife.


Now take a step back...*and fuck your own face!*

Les Grossman

Our situation has not improved.

Professor Henry Jones

Day one, greenie, rise and shine


There is no perfect cookie!

Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer

Let's make this reunion our bitch!

Steve Stifler

Life is one fuckin' beauty contest after another.


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