Rod Tidwell: Thanks for coming.
Jerry Maguire: I missed ya. What can I say? You're all I've got.

Ain't nobody watchin' you but me.

Derek

Van Wilder: Whoa, trick or treat. What's going on?
Richard: This vaginal discharge won't let us partake in the party.
Van Wilder: Graphic.

George Simmons: So, which room is yours?
Ira Wright: Prepare to take a hike, because you're standing in it.

If you cannot think of anything appropriate to say you will please restrict your remarks to the weather.

Mrs. Dashwood

You were stupid enough to get yourself into this mess! And we're the only ones crazy enough to get you out of it!

Lee Christmas

Sandy Stern: Your honor, before we begin our presentation, I would like to make a motion...
Judge Larren Lyttle: Make a motion for dismissal?
Sandy Stern: Yes, your honor.
Judge Larren Lyttle: Sit down counselor.

[referring to his gun] You go on, keep it. I'm never gonna use it again. I won't kill nobody no more. I ain't like you, Will...

The Schofield Kid

Eli: I'm very sorry, Margot.
Margot: It's okay. We're not actually related anyway.
Eli: True.

Welcome to the Dallas Buyers Club!

Ron Woodroof

Lorraine Baines: Will we ever see you again?
Marty McFly: I guarantee it.

Take me to a place where the drugs are free, the clubs have no gravity and every shag guarantees an orgasm!

Lulu

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