Sylvia: Please take me home.
Will: I can't do that.
Sylvia: Why?
Will: You're keeping me alive.

Ron: Have you spoken to Hermione?
Harry: She should be out of hospital in a few days... when she stops coughing up fur balls.

Hey, Rick! I never made a slam dunk before. Thanks for the boost.

The Cable Guy

[after learning from an investigator that Margot had been previously married and has had affairs with both men and women] So, she smokes.


Albert Markovski: That fire was a bitch-ass thing to do!
Caterine Vauban: No, it liberated you from Brad.
Albert Markovski: Or maybe, it bonded me even closer with him.

Jake La Motta: She says he's pretty.
Joey LaMotta: Yeah, well, you make him ugly.

I've got a stomachful of Xanax. I took what was left of a bottle. It might have been too much.

Marla Singer

[looking at a fat man] You can't be my trainer. Maybe I believe you ATE my trainer.

Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen

Matt: But then Samnang won't get his money!
Kelly: It's funny, you say that like I care. I don't give a shit!

[as Daniel] My first day as a woman and I'm getting hot flashes.

Mrs. Doubtfire

Clone Commander Gree: The droids have just started up their main power generators.
Yoda: And now, the time is Commander.
Clone Commander Gree: Yes sir.

Ed Exley: Bud hates himself for what he did.
Lynn Bracken: I know how he feels.

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