We're so hung up on this notion that we have some obligation to help the struggling black man, you know. Cut him some slack until he can overcome these historical injustices. It's crap. I mean, Christ, Lincoln freed the slaves, like, what? 130 years ago. How long does it take to get your act together?

Derek Vinyard

Wolverine: Gotta get her out of there. Cyclops, can you hit it?
Cyclops: The ring's moving too fast.
Wolverine: Just shoot it!
Cyclops: I'll kill her!

Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. You used to be into all this girl stuff. Stealing, boning, blowing shit up, and now you're like this little priss with a conscience. It's really a fucking drag.


Sam Witwicky: You can't put girl jewellery on a boy dog. He's got enough self esteem issues being a Chihuahua.
Judy Witwicky: That's his bling!

[after describing what the priest in the Church told him about Jesus] That made no sense!

Adult Pi Patel

Small town, not much to do in the evenin'.


Did you ever have to find a way to survive and you knew your choices were bad, *but* you had to survive?

Irving Rosenfeld

What you need, is to have some fun.

Idi Amin

Um... hi. I'm Caroline. What's your name? ... You know what, that's okay. You don't have to tell me. It's been like one of those nights, you know? I was with my friend Norah, who you don't know, but you'd really like her because everybody likes Norah and she... left me tonight which is - she never does that and then I was kidnapped. And then, she... usually when I go home with her she... she makes me a turkey sandwich when I get home, but I might never get home, you know? And I'm so tired.


Any man playing grabass or fightin' in the building spends a night in the box.


Best play ever, man.

Mr. Littlejeans

Chief Fireman: Who's the leader?
Johnny Storm: That would be me!
Chief Fireman: No, really.

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