Meg: [Meg gives a goodnight kiss to Sarah] It's disgusting how much I love you.
Sarah: Tell me about it.
You look like a guy I was in the navy with. He wouldn't bathe, so we had to pee in his bed to get him discharged.Star
The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.Ace
Rob: How does he do it, you ask. How does
Rob: how does an average guy like me become the number one lover-man in his particular postal district? He's grumpy, he's broke, he hangs out with the musical moron twins...
I barely recognize this country anymore, the government has us seeing communists in our soup.Dean Charles Stanforth
Theoden: Crops can be re-sown, homes re-built. Within these walls... we will outlast them.
Aragorn: They do not come to destroy Rohan's crops or villages. They come to destroy its people. Down to the last child.
Theoden: What will you have me do? Look at my men. Their courage hangs by a thread.
Lucky Day: Well, we're just gonna have to use our brains.
Ned Nederlander, Dusty Bottoms: Damn it!
I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted! And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried and smothered in chocolate...Fairy Godmother
Stake-out crook: Watching the place was my first gig.
Detective Sanchez: Oh, so does that make you union?
Connor MacManus: I think Yakavetta killed a good man just to send us a message.
Murphy MacManus: Let's send him one right back!
Leva tells me you've been eyeing the Captain's wife like a hound dog at hunting time.Sergeant Maylon Stark
I told myself it was beneath my dignity to arrest a man for pilfering firewood. But nothing ordered by the party is beneath the dignity of any man, and the party was rightGen. Yevgraf Zhivago