Caleb Prior: You're nervous, aren't you?
Beatrice 'Tris' Prior: Why would I be nervous? We just decide the rest of our lives.

Claire Standish: Do you know how popular I am? I am so popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school.
Bender: Poor baby.

I'm ready to die. It's important that you understand that.

Nick Cassidy

I will call upon the help of all the children of the earth! The good... the bad... and the worst.

Prince Nuada

Ace Rothstein: You tied up our little daughter to a bed? What the fuck is the matter with you? Is there something mentally wrong with you?
Ginger: It was only for a couple hours Sam... the babysitter wasn't around, so I did what I could.
Ace Rothstein: Listen to me... listen to me you ten cent whore! Fucking listen to me.
Ginger: I wouldn't do that if I were you. I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Ace Rothstein: Listen to me! Listen to me you fucking cunt. If you ever do that again to my daughter, I'll kill you plain and fucking simple. Now get up.

Jeffrey Pelt: You slammed the door on the General pretty hard, didn't you?
Jack Ryan: That was not my intention.
Jeffrey Pelt: Oh, yes, it was! He was patronizing you, and you stomped on him! And in my opinion, he deserved it!

Hold up your badge, so they'll know you're a policeman.

Dudley Smith

Peter Venkman: Hi, Egon. How's school? I bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours, huh?
Egon: I think they're more interested in my epididymis.

[to reporters] Yes! There is violence in Chicago. But not by me, and not by anybody who works for me, and I'll tell you why because it's bad for business.

Capone

Helping the little lady along are you, my fine gentlemen? Well stay away from her, or I'll stuff a mattress with you! And you, I'll make you into a beehive. Here Scarecrow, want to play ball?

Wicked Witch of the West

Sister Doris: Do you like birthday parties, Leonard... I mean, LeeJohn?
LeeJohn: I don't know. I never had one.
Sister Doris: You never had a birthday party?
LeeJohn: When they took me to my foster home, they lost my birth certificate. So, nobody never knew when my birthday was.
Sister Doris: Aww... I know when it is.
LeeJohn: You do? When?
Sister Doris: Today!

[Shooting hoops and continuously missing] I was, like, gettin' 'em all in before you showed up.

Captain Howard

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