A big man is ripping your ears off Percy. I'd do as he says.

Paul Edgecomb

Jake La Motta: She says he's pretty.
Joey LaMotta: Yeah, well, you make him ugly.

Kit: Yeah, everyone from work went to T.G.I. Fridays, but I don't really like that place. Or anyone that I work with.
Paula: Oh good, so then we can stay in and watch one of those drinking movies you like.
Kit: [sarcastically] Yeah!

Reporter: Are you a mod or a rocker?
Ringo: Um, no. I'm a mocker.

Isn't that cute? It's 8 o'clock and you both get a bottle.

Ollie

Harry Dunne: Whoa, Lloyd. Check out the hotties at 12 o'clock.
Lloyd Christmas: That's three hours away. Why can't I check 'em out now?

God, I thought I was in Israel. I don't know why. Certainly not the decor, was it? Must have been dreaming. I was there for about a year on a kibbutz. I was feeling very romantic about that kind of socialism at the time. I thought I'd like to have a bash at it.

Opal

"I do believe in this." What does that even mean?

Bartleby

You sleep well because you're loved. I've never sleep that well.

Ramses

Living like this is a full-time business.

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton

Hey Tom, what's the rumpus?

Mink

Terence Fletcher: Do you think you're out of tune? What are you... there's no fucking Mars Bar down there, what are you looking at? Look up here, look at me. Do you think you were out of tune?
Metz: Yes.
Terence Fletcher: THEN WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU SAY SO? Carried your fat ass for too long Metz, I'm not gonna have you cost us a competition because your minds on a fucking happy meal instead of on pitch.

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