I don't wanna control it. I wanna get rid of it.

Bruce Banner

And now the moment every popular guy who's made a bet to turn a rebellious girl into prom queen has been waiting for.

Mr. Cornish

Better bring out the big guns on this one. She's crazy with a side of crazy!

Alan Johnson

Danny: How's your wife?
Bruiser: Pregnant again.
Danny: Well, that happens.

Ben Gates: Do you trust me?
Abigail Chase: Yes.

Saul: I have a question, say we get into the cage, and through the security doors there and down the elevator we can't move, and past the guards with the guns, and into the vault we can't open...
Rusty: Without being seen by the cameras.
Danny: Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot to mention that.
Saul: Yeah, well, say we do all that... uh... we're just supposed to walk out of there with $150,000,000 in cash on us, without getting stopped?
Danny: Yeah.
Saul: Oh. Okay.

Glen: Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.
H.I.: Someone oughta sell tickets.
Glen: Sure, I'd buy one.

Mary Boleyn: I didn't betray you. You do know that?
Anne Boleyn: All I know is that a man who didn't know who you were was with you in that room for a half-hour and came out completely besotted!

Marv: I had to fight some cops.
Lucille: Oh, that's lovely. You didn't happen to kill any of them, did you?
Marv: Nah, I don't think so, but they know they been in a fight, that's for sure.

Oh, great. Valium. Not only will we be able to go to sleep, if we get attacked in the middle of the night, we won't even care.


Sometimes there are things no one can fix.


Reporter at Precinct: [as Northcott is being taken into custody] How did you avoid capture?
Gordon Northcott: Well I didn't did I?

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