Shrek and I drank this potion and now... we're sexy!Donkey
Give me the sharp weapon, I wanna put it up his butt!Fat Amy
Alice: What's your work?
Dan: I'm sort of... journalist.
Alice: What sort?
Dan: I write obituaries.
It's survival of the fittest, Max, and we've got the fucking gun.Marcy Dawson
Where are we going?Christopher
Indiana: Hello, Marion.
Marion: Indiana Jones. I always knew some day you'd come walking back through my door. I never doubted that. Something made it inevitable. So, what are you doing here in Nepal?
Indiana: I need one of the pieces your father collected.
He's the reason Cliffs Notes were invented.Troy Dyer
Edward Cole: I envy people who have faith, I just can't get my head around it.
Carter Chambers: Maybe because your head's in the way.
[Picks up silver canister] This is an amazing find! You see it's got the marking there of... It's definitely Alien, but it, it isn't a weapon. However I still don't trust it.Wikus Van De Merwe
Deputy Dewey Riley: He's my superior!
Tatum: Janitor is your superior.
Conrad: This is for you.
Nicholas: You shouldn't have.
Conrad: What do you get for the man who has... everything?
Well, you should have seen the cover they WANTED to do! It wasn't a glove, believe me.Ian Faith