I run shit here! Y'all just live here!

Alonzo Harris

Ed: You want to take a dingy?
Frank: No, I took care of that at the press conference.

[Discussing the Scottish rebellion] Who shall I sent to negotiate with this Wallace? Not my gentle son, his appearance would only encourage Wallace to move further into England.


Earl Bassett: Must be a million of them!
Valentine McKee: Nope, just one!

One down, couple of billion to go.

Ellie Arroway

Hey, Bud, let's party!

Jeff Spicoli

Leave Sauron to me!


Unless you came in here to wipe my ass, I believe we're through.

Ellis Loew

Rita: Where were you?
Phil: [referring to Ned] It was awful. A giant leech got me.

Bond: You know, you're cleverer than you look.
Q: Still, better than looking cleverer than you are.

Give me the sharp weapon, I wanna put it up his butt!

Fat Amy

Let me give you a little advice so you know. In times of economic uncertainty, never ever fuck with another man's livelihood. Go have fun now. You know fun, time of your life? Maybe if you follow that, I won't have to come back here.


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