Sloane: What could happen to it? It's in a garage.
Cameron: It could get wrecked, stolen, scratched, breathed on wrong... a pigeon could shit on it! Who knows?

Holy shit on an alter!

Janice

Duke: How's it hangin' Harry?
Harry: I keep trying to die, but they won't let me.
Duke: Well, you can't have everything.

Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?

Economics Teacher

Drugs are so bad!

Charles

No, not Janey Briggs. She's got glasses. And a ponytail. Ugh, she's got paint on her overalls. What is that?

Jake

That's my bad, I was sending a tweet.

Ted

Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.

Dawson

Stills Photographer: Are you drinking, no?
Bob: Am I drinking? As soon as I'm done.

Jacob: This is scientifically possible!
Nick: Tell us how it's scientifically possible, Professor Hawking.
Jacob: I will, 'cause I write Stargate fan fiction; this is my bread and butter, man!
Nick: Oh my God, I seriously almost passed out you're such a dork.

[quoting Back to the Future] Where we're going we don't need roads.

Pete

Every year I get half as pretty and twice as drunk.

Dr. Julia Hoffman

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