The gods need US! They need our prayers! What do WE need the gods for?
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Nigger, is you an old man or is you an old woman? I forget.


Commander Lock: If it were up to me, Captain, you wouldn't set foot on a ship for the rest of your life.
Morpheus: Then I am grateful that it is not up to you.

He has great business sense. First he sold me fish and chips, then the whole thing.


Maggie Witzky: LISA?
Lisa: You impregnated my sister again.
Maggie Witzky: BITCH!
Lisa: I thought you wanted me to tell him.
Maggie Witzky: Why, because I said don't?

I love you so much, it's retarded.

Drunk Guy in Yugo

It's like a muscle...we're getting stronger.

Matt Garetty

Sue: I've always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn't notice. It's like some deep-seeded childhood thing.
Willie: So is my thing for tits.

[having seen a snuff movie] At least they could've provided us with a little bit of porn.

David Fox

And when I say the boy has his own money, I mean THE BOY HAS HIS OWN MONEY.


Adam Flayman: Are you going to his funeral?
Barry B. Benson: No way. Everyone knows you sting someone, you die. You don't waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hothead.

I am a baaaad man.


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