Jane: Do you like my new dress?
Fletcher: What ever takes the focus off your head!

Some men are coming to kill us. We're going to kill them first.

Bond

We've got to be able to defend ourselves, and if Umbridge refuses to teach us how, we need someone who will.

Hermione Granger

The misery! The exquisite tragedy! The Susan Hayward of it all!

George Downes

I'm going to help you rediscover your manhood. Do you have any idea where you could have lost it?

Jacob

Sidney Prescott: Oh, my God. Randy I thought you were dead.
Randy: I probably should be. I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin.

So, now we all live together in New York. I myself, am a master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it.

Thurgood Jenkins

Rufus T. Firefly: Oh, uh, I suppose you would think me a sentimental old fluff, but, uh, would you mind giving me lock of your hair?
Mrs. Teasdale: A lock of my hair? Wh-why, I had no idea.
Rufus T. Firefly: I'm letting you off easy: I was going to ask for the whole wig.

Hud: Please tell me she lives on the ground floor.
Rob Hawkins: 39th.
Hud: Shit.

Gust Avrakotos: There's a little boy and on his 14th birthday he gets a horse... and everybody in the village says, "how wonderful. the boy got a horse" And the Zen master says, "we'll see." Two years later The boy falls off the horse, breaks his leg, and everybody in the village says, "how terrible." And the Zen master says, "We'll see." Then a war breaks out and all the young men have to go off and fight... except the boy can't cause his legs messed up. and everyone in the village says, "How wonderful."
Charlie Wilson: And the Zen master says, "We'll see."

Roux: How's the door?
Vianne Rocher: It squeaks.
Roux: Does it?

We're so much the same, Jess. I don't like to show my emotions either.

Alma Moore

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