I just can't see God putting a gift like that in the hands of a man who would kill a child.

Paul Edgecomb

[to Schultz] Come on over. We got us a fight going on that's a good bit of fun.

Calvin Candie

They see only what they want to see.

Cole Sear

Luke: How far away is Yoda?
Yoda: Not far. Yoda not far. Soon you will be with him.

Motorcycle Cop: Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?
Clark: No, sir, I don't.
Motorcycle Cop: Well... it's probably pretty stiff.

Kid: You are really Santa, right?
Willie: No, I'm an accountant. I wear this fucking thing as a fashion statement, alright?

Audrey Griswold: [Looking at Vicki's trophy for hog raising] Uh, don't take this personally, Vicki; but being a farmer isn't too cool you know.
Cousin Vicki: Oh, yeah? Well, how cool is this?

Doug Carlin: He's gonna kill her. In twelve hours, he's gonna kill her.
Jack McCready: He killed her four days ago! You were at the funeral, what's wrong with you?

Troy Dyer: The only thing you have to be by the age of 23 is yourself.
Lelaina: Yeah, well, I'm not sure who that is anymore.

John Milton: Are we negotiating?
Kevin Lomax: Always.

You have no call to get snippy with me; I'm just trying to do my job here.

Marge Gunderson

The light was yellow, sir.

Elwood

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