Are you sure you wouldn't like to stay just a little while longer? Just for talk?

Norman Bates

To Al's Toy Barn... and beyond.

Buzz Lightyear

Hello titties.

Elizabeth Halsey

Kenneth Giles: [after defeating villains in a live show] Hey, Superman! Hey, Superman!
George Reeves: Well, hello there, young man, what's your name?
Kenneth Giles: [brandishing a gun] Kenneth Giles. Can I shoot you?
George Reeves: [he sees that it's a real gun and is suddenly very serious] Kenneth, why would you want to do something like that?
Kenneth Giles: So the bullet bounces off. Can I?
George Reeves: Well, if you did shoot me and the bullet bounced off, it might accidentally hit someone else. We don't want that to happen, do we?
Kenneth Giles: No...
George Reeves: Why don't you just, you and I... Here we go, partner. Why don't you just give me that? Just hand me that...

Grandma Tannen: Biff, Biff, where you going, Biff?
Biff Tannen: I told you, grandma, I'm goin' to the dance.
Grandma Tannen: When are you coming home?
Biff Tannen: I'll get home, when I get home.
Grandma Tannen: Don't forget to turn off the garage lights!

Alex: [to Jimmy] So how come they call you rabbit?
Future: Cause he's fast and likes to fuck a lot.

I feel like we're in a Noel Coward play. Someone should be making martinis.

Isaac Davis

I can provide food, I can provide shelter, and I can provide protection.

Neville

Annie: So what are you hiding from the law or is it just a bad nose job?
Penelope: Mhm, bad nose job.

Chicken! September 22nd would be a good day for chicken!

Evan Baxter

Luba: What did you do?
Brit: You go first.

Pee-wee: How do ya like school, Billy?
Pee-wee: Closed!

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