That's C-4, man.


Jake: Maury, we need $5,000 fast.
Maury Sline: $5,000? Who do you guys think you are, The Beatles?

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.


I missed dinner last night because I got drunk with little Irish people.

Frank Falenczyk

Beatrice McCready: You'll find us in that brown three-decker by the park. You know where it is.
Lionel McCready: Be hard to miss today.

Someone has to pay, Lenny. Somebody always pays.


Allison Reynolds: When you grow up, your heart dies.
Bender: Who cares?
Allison Reynolds: I care.

Mummy! Daddy's on the radio!

Catherine Leather

I'm the deadliest woman in the world. But right now, I'm just scared shitless for my baby.

The Bride

Hans Gruber: Eh, that's... very kind of you, considering you are a mysterious party crasher. You are most troublesome, for a security guard.
John McClane: Bzzzt. Sorry Hans, wrong guess. Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy where the scores can really change?

Don't mind my brother. Your dog has more breeding than he has.


There will be no more talk of wars in this house, DAMN IT!

Colonel Ludlow

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