Now, I can be a good guy, or I can be one real mean sum-bitch.

Captain, Road Prison 36

Tell me, does the toppling of American missiles really compensate for having no hands?

James Bond

Elliot Carver: Good morning, my golden retrievers. What kind of havoc shall the Carver Media Group create in the world today? News?
Newsman: Floods in Pakistan, riots in Paris, and a plane crash in California.
Elliot Carver: Outstanding!

It's Snowman! Take him!

Dirk Calloway

Marty McFly: Great Scott!
Doc: I know, this is heavy.

What's happenin', hot stuff?

Long Duk Dong

Dr. Lars: Now do you trust my accent?
George Simmons: Yes I do.

Benji: The Treblemakers. The rock stars of a cappella, the messiahs of Barden. Well, you know, not including athletes, frat guys, or actual cool people.
Jesse: Organized nerd singing? This is great!

Dewey Finn: In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.

Hotel Manager: I thought they might work for the government.
Robert Angier: No?
Hotel Manager: Worse. They work for Thomas Edison.

A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.


[to Francisco Flores] They say in Latin, "In vino veritas." Wine tells the truth. Use this to write down the addresses of those bastards who killed my captains. And not where they were last week, but where they are now, where they are this minute, and better yet, where they are going to be tomorrow. You know where they are going to be tomorrow, right?

General Salazar

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