Alice Marshall: Why did you kill him?
Egor Korshunov: Because I believe.
I do want to take guitar lessons. I do want to learn how to fly. Yes, I would like to learn Korean.Carl Allen
[Silent Bob is trying to levitate a cigarette]
T.S. Quint: What's he doing?
Jay: Shithead here watched Empire and Jedi last week and ever since then, he's been trying to do the Jedi mind trick. The crazy fuck thinks he can levitate shit with his thoughts.
[slaps the cigarette out of Silent Bob's hand]
Jay: Knock it off.
Brodie: [to Silent Bob] The force is strong with this one.
Jay: Dude, don't encourage him.
Max Reede: My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside.
Fletcher: That's just something ugly people say.
Prince Humperdinck: This is your last chance! Surrender now!
Westley: Death! First!
Young Ed Bloom: Your last name is different. You married.
Jenny: I was 18, he was 28. Turns out it was a big difference.
I'm gonna break your face!Scotty
[crying] I asked myself... would I come back for you? And the only answer is a Godless, empty, evil... no. I'm sorry I wouldn't have come back. I'm sorry.Lewis McBride
Hey Steven... do I keep fucking your wife in the meantime, or what?David Shaw
Princess Tilde: [In a thick, Swedish accent] If you save the world, We can do it in the asshole.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: [Calmly] I will be right back.
There are a lot of things in my life that I thought were real and ended up being fake. Why can't the opposite be true?Monica
Allison: I'm in the midst of doing my thesis.
Alvy Singer: On what?
Allison: Political commitment in twentieth century literature.
Alvy Singer: You, you, you're like New York, Jewish, left-wing, liberal, intellectual, Central Park West, Brandeis University, the socialist summer camps and the, the father with the Ben Shahn drawings, right, and the really, y'know, strike-oriented kind of, red diaper, stop me before I make a complete imbecile of myself.
Allison: No, that was wonderful. I love being reduced to a cultural stereotype.
Alvy Singer: Right, I'm a bigot, I know, but for the left.