Hi peter, I saw your billboards, they're spectacular. I'm sorry for calling you a whore. Best of luck with Sydney, if you're not still together... you can Facebook me.

Doug

Tibby: Hey, do you know who would have loved this P, Bee? Your mom.
Bridget: Yeah. I remember this one time she decided that she'd make one herself. She always woke up starving after one of her episodes. I was just sitting in the kitchen doing my homework and she just walked in and just started making this thing. You know, I don't even know if you could call it a pizza. It was more like the entire contents of our refrigerator on a round crust.

[as they are abandoned] Can you believe how crappy people are?

Alma Moore

You are Yuri the trainer who trains.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau

Stop looking at me. I don't like people looking at me like that.

Cole Sear

Catwoman: Oh... I would love to live with you in your castle forever... like in a fairy tale...
[Batman caresses the back of her head]
Catwoman: [she claws Batman on the cheek] But I just couldn't live with myself, so don't pretend this is a happy ending!

I own you, Pete. You're mine!

Happy

I don't want to go to jail because there are robbers and rapers and rapers who rape robbers.

Gus Gorman

I wouldn't make a hasty decision. Nobody can make a snap decision. We've got to consider the pros and cons, make a list, get advice... Have I ever stopped you from doing anything?

Frank Stark

Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?

Lance

American girls would seriously dig me with my cute British accent.

Colin

I just fell off a *donkey*!!!

Tibby

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