[after the girl he was making out with leaves because his little brother interrupts them] I swear to God- you must have all the recessive genes in the family!

Mac Carter

Thurgood Jenkins: Oh my goodness! Now that is a titty! That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
Brian: Bully! That's a certified fully!

We are in the most dangerous city in the world, except maybe for Detroit.


Paula: Listen, Tripp. I'm sorry... they paid me for the whole thing...
Tripp: [Handing $300 to Paula] Here's three hundred dollars... all I got in my wallet. That should cover your cost... I hope.
Paula: No, please...
Tripp: Get the fuck outta my car.

Next time I see Country Club Princess, I'm gonna launch her and her pink cart straight into the lake.

Chad Danforth

[are trying to sink Robin's boat]
Two Face: B12!
The Riddler: Hit! And my favorite vitamin might I add.

Reese Feldman: You know a lot about golf.
Huggy Bear: I know even more about grass.

Young Jennifer: I'm old!
Old Jennifer: I'm young!

Milo: This isn't a battle. This is a massacre.
Atticus: How do you know?
Milo: Because I was there.

Phyllis: Mr. Neff, why don't you drop by tomorrow evening about eight-thirty. He'll be in then.
Walter Neff: Who?
Phyllis: My husband. You were anxious to talk to him weren't you?
Walter Neff: Yeah, I was, but I'm sort of getting over the idea, if you know what I mean.
Phyllis: There's a speed limit in this state, Mr. Neff. Forty-five miles an hour.
Walter Neff: How fast was I going, officer?
Phyllis: I'd say around ninety.
Walter Neff: Suppose you get down off your motorcycle and give me a ticket.
Phyllis: Suppose I let you off with a warning this time.
Walter Neff: Suppose it doesn't take.
Phyllis: Suppose I have to whack you over the knuckles.
Walter Neff: Suppose I bust out crying and put my head on your shoulder.
Phyllis: Suppose you try putting it on my husband's shoulder.
Walter Neff: That tears it.

Is that my sweet Rachel's voice I heard? Or am I just goin' meshuga?

Marilyn Hack

We've been living above an entire world, and we didn't even know it!


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