Oooooooooowwwwwww! Oh, make it stop, Krabs! Make it stop!


Only God should have this power.


That's C-4, man.


Jake: Maury, we need $5,000 fast.
Maury Sline: $5,000? Who do you guys think you are, The Beatles?

I missed dinner last night because I got drunk with little Irish people.

Frank Falenczyk

Hail Hydra.

Senator Stern

Zeus: What the hell does this all have to do with killing McClane?
Simon: Life has its little bonuses.

David: Where's Sofia? WHERE IS SHE?
Julie: I AM SOFIA.

Viper: In case some of you are wondering who the best is they are up here on this plaque.
[turns to Maverick]
Viper: Do you think your name will be on that plaque?
Maverick: Yes sir.
Viper: That's pretty arrogant, considering the company you're in.
Maverick: Yes sir.
Viper: I like that in a pilot.

Dan White's got an issue!

Dan White

Lewis: Why would his motto be "Keep moving forward?"
Wilbur: It's what he does.
Lewis: What does that mean?
Wilbur: That is an excellent question.

Sydney Ellen Wade: Bob Rumson's gotta be drooling over this!
President Andrew Shepherd: Are you attracted to me?
Sydney Ellen Wade: I beg your pardon?
President Andrew Shepherd: I asked if you were attracted to me.
Sydney Ellen Wade: That's not the issue.
President Andrew Shepherd: Well, I tell you what, let's make it the issue.

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