Portrait Artist: You may not be allowed to vote, ma'am, but it is your government.
Queen Elizabeth II: Yes. I suppose that is some consolation.

Ace Ventura: [bending over and talking from his behind] Excuse me. I'd like to "ass" you a few questions.
Emilio: Ace, this is not the time. If Einhorn comes down here and sees me talking to you or your ass, I'm history.

You've got a nasty reputation, Mr. Gittes. I like that.

Noah Cross

Death Eater: No sign of him, My Lord.
Lord Voldemort: [turns around] Harry Potter... The boy who lived... Come to die... Avada Kedavra!

You don't understand it, do you? I don't give a shit about you! I only care about what's in your fucking head! If you won't help us, help yourself. We are forced to comply to the laws of nature. Survival of the fittest Max, and we've got the fucking gun!

Marcy Dawson

Harry Bright: Bugger.
Sam Carmichael: My sentiments exactly.

Amos Calloway: Tell me, Karl, have you ever heard the term "involuntary servitude"?
Karl: No.
Amos Calloway: "Unconscionable contract"?
Karl: Uh, nope.
Amos Calloway: Great!

Stinger: We need a plan.
Caine: We need firepower.

Lynn Sear: Cole, you're scaring me.
Cole Sear: They scare me too sometimes.
Lynn Sear: They?
Cole Sear: Dead people.

[Vernon catches Bender playing basketball]
Bender: Don't you want to hear my excuse?
Richard Vernon: Out.
Bender: I'm thinkin' of tryin' out for a scholarship.

What I want to know is how we're going to stay alive this winter.

Gromeko

I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats.

Sofía

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