Can I kill her *now*?

Marvin Boggs

Agent 99: Are you staring at my butt?
Maxwell Smart: No, no, I...I was, but I'm not...I'm staring again.

Ellen Griswold: I think I broke my nose.
Rusty Griswold: I stabbed my brain.
Audrey Griswold: I just got my period.

[Yelling] What are you talking about? What happened to her? What happened to her?

Thomas Emhoff

I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?

Princess Leia

Kumar: I forgot my cell phone.
Harold: You wanna run back and get it?
[both turn and look at their front door 20 feet from them]
Kumar: No, we've gone too far.

Here's your campus map, and your official BU rape whistle! Don't blow it unless it's actually happening!

Barden Greeter

Not again. Obi-Wan's going to kill me.


Don Lockwood: Are you doing anything tonight, Miss Lamont?
[she shakes her head "no"]
Don Lockwood: Well's that's funny - I'm busy.


Imperator Furiosa
  • Permalink: Drive!
  • Rating: Unrated

[to dead alligator] You're luggage!


Well, the abs are fab and it's gluteus to the maximus here at the Far Far Away royal ball. The carriages are all lined up as the cream of the crop pours out of them like Miss Muffet's curds and whey.


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