Eric Knox: So where we going, House of Pancakes or The Sizzler?
Vivian Wood: What are you, the cheapest man on the planet?

I've been attended by doctors, who inform me OF MY OWN INTERESTS.

Virginia Woolf

Fox Mulder: Scully, I need you in this with me.
Dana Scully: That's what scares me.

Serge: We are still married, in the eyes of God.
Josephine: Then He must be blind.

You're about to jump out a perfectly good airplane Jonny, how do you feel about that?

Surfer

Ben... Ben. Why didn't you tell me?

Luke

You got the right to be bitch-slapped.

Smiley

Nicky Santoro: Back- Back up, back up a fuckin' minute here. One minute. I asked you? When the fuck did I ever ask you if I could come out here? Get this through your head, you...
Ace Rothstein: You never...
Nicky Santoro: Get this through your head you Jew motherfucker, you. You only exist out here because of me. That's the only reason. Without me, you, personally, every fuckin' wise guy skell around'll take a piece of your fuckin' Jew ass. Then where you gonna go? You're fuckin' warned. Don't ever go over my fuckin' head again. You motherfucker, you.

Cosmo Renfro: When I die, I wanna come back just like you.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Oh, you mean happy and handsome?

The last time I wore skates, they had Barbies on them.

Bliss Cavendar

[after hearing that Norma Desmond has come to see DeMille]
First assistant director: I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room. I can give her the brush.
Cecil B. DeMille: Thirty million fans have given her the brush. Isn't that enough?
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Norma Desmond: No-one ever leaves a star. That's what makes one a star.

Gazelle: Looks like a lot of people are going to die.
Valentine: Do I look like I give a F***?

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