Mike: What the hell was that?
Steve: A chunk in the road or something.
Mike: I just chunked in my pants.

Hell, you might just be the best damn girl in Texas.

Clyde Barrow

What's the deal with the Addams Family mansion?


Andy: [hysterically] I should've let him look at my body! Don't I have a beautiful body? Don't I have a beautiful body?
Brandon Walsh: You've got a great body.
Andy: How many more years do I have before I get all fat? Before my hair falls out? Before I look like him?

[shouting] I need a job! All I know what to do is kill! Goddammit!


Get your Beyonce out of my face.

Vi Rose Hill

Your move, Flynn. Come on!


[trying to convince Shrek not to neuter him] Please, no, por favor, por favor, please no, I implore you. I was doing it for my family! My mother she's sick and my father he lives off the garbage. The king offered me much money and I have a little brother...


Troy Bolton: Dad, did you ever wanna try something new, but were afraid of what your friends might think?
Jack Bolton: What, you mean like going left? You're doing great!

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

Tony Montana

It's really human of you to listen to all my bullshit.


I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.

Ed Rooney

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