Clemenza: You know any good spots on the west side?
Paulie Gatto: Yeah, I'll think about it.
Clemenza: Well think about it while you're driving, I wanna hit New York sometime this month.

Anakin: You're a Jedi Knight, aren't you?
Qui-Gon Jinn: What makes you think that?
Anakin: I saw your laser sword. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon.
Qui-Gon Jinn: Perhaps I killed a Jedi and took it from him.
Anakin: I don't think so. No one can kill a Jedi.
Qui-Gon Jinn: I wish that were so.

Edward Cole: The sequel was like that. She never backed me up on anything.
Carter Chambers: The sequel?
Edward Cole: The second Mrs Edward Cole.
[Carter rolls his eyes]
Edward Cole: Hell, that woman hated me.
Kyle the parachutist: Maybe because you called her the sequel.

Mel: Which reminds me, where's your report card?
Cher: It's not ready yet.
Mel: What do you mean, "it's not ready yet?"
Cher: Well, some teachers are trying to low-ball me, Daddy. And I know how you say, "Never accept a first offer", so I figure these grades are just a jumping off point to start negotiations.

Detective Richie Roberts: Good work Frank. You... want a drink or something? Celebrate?
Frank Lucas: You got any holy water?

Lewis: Wait, what does Cornelius look like?
Wilbur: ...Tom Selleck.

[filling out paperwork] Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!

Austin Powers

Can this really be happening?

Elliot Moore

My girlfriend, she loves the taste of communion wafers.

Bobby C.

Yolandi Visser: You know what's a black sheep?
Chappie: No.
Yolandi Visser: It's like when you're different than everyone else.

Rick: You've gotta call the cops.
Lou Bloom: And we will, at the right time. We're going to find the person that drove that car.

Skipper: Seriously? Does anyone even know where we're marching to?
Penguin 1: Who cares?
Penguin 2: I question nothing
Penguin 3: Me, too.
Penguin 4: Me, too.
Skipper: Well, fine. We'll just fly to the front of the line and see for ourselves. Kowalski, Rico, engage aerial surveillance.
Kowalski: Skipper, we appear to be flightless.
Skipper: [Looks at his wings] Oh, well what's the point of these?
Skipper: Woah, I like it! Hey, this could be our thing! What're we going to call it? Let's call it the, uh... high one.

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