A compliment is something nice about somebody else.

Carol Connelly

Katie: Listen, Coop - last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic, no doubt about it. And that's great. But I've thought about it, and my thing is this: Andy is really hot. And don't get me wrong, you're cute too, but Andy is like, cut. From marble. He's gorgeous. He has this beautiful face and this incredible body, and I genuinely don't care that he's kinda lame. I don't even care that he cheats on me. And I like you more than I like Andy, Coop, but I'm 16. And maybe it'll be a different story when I'm ready to get married, but right now, I am entirely about sex. I just wanna get laid. I just wanna take him and grab him and fuck his brains out, ya know? So that's where my priorities are right now. Sex. Specifically with Andy and not with you.

Doug Butabi: Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Cambi: What?
Doug Butabi: 'Cause I can see myself in your pants!

Sometimes you can break something so bad, that it can't get put back together.

Hushpuppy

You think you're real?

Vincent

A rolling bear gathers no hair!

Monkey

One more word and I'll hide your stash.

Cam Wexler

Sofía: What about you? What's your nickname?
David: Citizen Dildo.
Sofía: Hmm. You are not staying over.

Malcolm Wallace: I told ye to stay.
Young William: Well, I finished my work. Where're we goin'?
Malcolm Wallace: McAndrews'. He was supposed to visit when the gatherin' was over.
Young William: Can I come?
Malcolm Wallace: No! Go home, boy.
Young William: But I want to go.
Malcolm Wallace: Go home, William, or you'll feel the back o' my hand.

Abigail Chase: You're treasure hunters, aren't you?
Ben Gates: We're more like treasure protectors.

Hey, look who's here. Two of my favorite people, and Phil.

Buck Weston

You bet your size 6 ass!

Nigel

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