If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.

Happy Gilmore

We are not Groupies. We are here because of the music, we inspire the music. We are Band Aids.

Penny Lane

We got the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did we go right?

Max Bialystock

That's not Yankee dancing - that's Devil Rays dancin'!


Russell Baze: You got a problem with me?
Harlan DeGroat: I got a problem with everybody.

Who needs him? I've got a vibrator!


Kaffee: You and Dawson, you both live in the same dreamworld. It doesn't matter what I believe. It only matters what I can prove! So please, don't tell me what I know, or don't know; I know the LAW.
Galloway: You know nothing about the law. You're a used-car salesman, Daniel. You're an ambulance chaser with a rank. You're nothing. Live with that.

Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.

Austin Powers

Tony: You heard - it's gonna be a fair fight!
Doc: And that's going to cure something?
Tony: From here on in, everythin's gonna be all right! I got a feelin'!
Doc: What have you been taking tonight?
Tony: A trip to the moon! And I'll tell ya a secret. It ain't a man that's up there, Doc. It's a girl, lady. Buenas noches, Senor.
Doc: Buenas noches? So that's why you made it a fair fight...
Tony: I'm gonna see her tomorrow an' I can't wait!
Doc: Tony... things aren't tough enough?
Tony: Tough? Doc, I'm in love!
Doc: And you're not frightened?
Tony: Should I be?
Doc: [after a pause] No. I'm frightened enough for the both of us.

[observes Ava] That right there is a dame to kill for...


I've got a way with young people. They trust me.


Believe it or not, I do try to do some good in the community.

Alonzo Harris

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