Hold on! No fucking way! You fuckin' notice this? I got fuckin' shot! I got fuckin' shot in the face! I went and got the fuckin' money; I got shot fuckin' picking it up. I've been up for thirty-six fucking hours! I'm taking' that fuckin' car! That fucker's mine! You fucking asshole!

Carl Showalter

Sebulba: You won't walk away from this one, you slave scum!
Anakin: Don't count on it, slimeball!
Sebulba: You're Bantha poodoo!

The aliens went back to their dying home. Only a few were chosen to stay.

Jake Sully

Hey monkeys, how about a little respect. The presiding person of the university just walked in.


I think I got a, a, an entertaining bug... from my grandfather... uh, Chaim Pearlgut, who was very very big in the, um, Yiddish, uh, theater, back in New York. He was in the, the very... the sardonically irreverent...”Dybbuk Shmybbuk, I Said 'More Ham'"... and that revue I believe was 1914, and that revue was what made him famous. Incidentally, the song "Bubbe Made A Kishke" came from that revue.

Dr. Allan Pearl

It's a body. Do we wrap it in the blanket as it is, or do we chop it into little pieces first?


[helping Domino into a life raft] Up.

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And I can't believe fine-ass bitches like yourselves eat that shit. Don't you know fast food makes girls fart?


That's you all over, Tom. A lie and no heart.


I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're seniors. but you're doing great. Now fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies. Fry!


Haven't you seen Boyz N The Hood? Now one of us is going to get shot.


Fathers are the ones that pick you up and give you the courage to do stuff you never thought you could.

Monique Vasquez

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