Favorite Quotes
You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related.
Carl Showalter
Harry Potter: I thought you knew what you had signed up for?
Ron Weasley: Yeah, I thought so too
I'm Irish! This is milk to me baby! Milk!
Father Brian Finn
Constantine: My name will go down as the greatest thief of all time!
Dominic Badguy: You mean our names, right?
Constantine: Of course. My name first, then space bump, space bump, space bump, your name...
Protect your fake baby, protect your fake baby!
Linus Caldwell
I'll believe in you all my life.
Elliot
Edward: This is my first vagina.
Ruth: You've never seen one!
Edward: No I feel like I should have a piece of cake or something.
Edward: it's uhh it's it's that, right?
Ruth: Oh yeah, it's this, its like from here to here.
Edward: Oh.
Ruth: But this is just the outside, there's these folds.
Edward: Okay, i'm gonna close the bible now.
All right, Lewis, knock em' dead. That was a figure of speech. Please don't kill anyone.
Mr. Willerstein
I'm not a homophobe, I'm a pulling out-my-penis in-front-of you-ophobe.
Dave Buznik
I sing about what I see.
Billy Quinn
[to John] Come on. You have made millions off the story of her murder. You're obsessed with her and you're obsessed with her daughter.
Jennifer
Emma Dinsmore: Does the fact that you called seventeen times last night with no response from me send any kind of signal to you?
Alex: Yeah, I mean, I'm not an idiot. I figured you probably wanted to talk to me but that your machine was broken.
