Anybody can lose one fight, anybody can lose once... you'll come back from this... you'll be champion of the world.

Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris

What is the French word for "stakeout," huh?


Teri: He catch that fish yet?
Robert McCall: Hmm?
Teri: Your book
Robert McCall: Oh, yeah, yeah, he did.
Teri: It's a happy ending.
Robert McCall: Not exactly. The old man met his greatest adversary just when he thought that part of his life was over.
Teri: Why didn't he just let the fish go?
Robert McCall: Old man's gotta be the old man. Fish has got to be the fish.

I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute.


Hiro Hamada: Come on!
Baymax: I am not fast.
Hiro Hamada: Yeah, no kidding

[to R2] You're lucky you don't taste very good.


Larry: You still pissing about on the Net?
Dan: Not recently.
Larry: I wanted to kill you.
Dan: I thought you wanted to fuck me.
Larry: Don't get lippy. I liked your book, by the way.
Dan: Thanks. You stand alone.

Christmas is a time for people with someone they love in their lives.

Billy Mack

Ted Nelson, Customer: But why do they put a guarantee on the box?
Tommy: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
Ted Nelson, Customer: [pause] Okay, I'll buy from you.
Tommy: Well, that's ...
Richard Hayden: ...What?

That girl needs to take up knitting... or some sport where she can only injure herself.

Chad Danforth

Sissy: Your shit is really getting tired, Justice.
Justice: Call me 'Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck', bitch.

I always find the fish. Always!

Captain Billy Tyne

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