All right, gentlemen. He's got one barrel left. When he fires that, take out your pistols, and shoot him down like the mangy scoundrel he is!

Little Bill Daggett

Look at me Laurel, I'm the oldest 26 year old in the world.


I love you, I always will. Know that. But I'm not your fucking whore.


Short people have long faces, and long people have short faces. Big people have little humor, and little people have no humor at all.

Cosmo Brown

Larry: Is he a good fuck?
Anna: Don't do this.
Larry: Just answer the question! Is he good?
Anna: Yes.
Larry: Better than me?
Anna: Different.
Larry: Better?
Anna: Gentler.
Larry: What does that mean?
Anna: You know what it means.
Larry: Tell me!
Anna: No.
Larry: I treat you like a whore?
Anna: Sometimes.
Larry: Why would that be?

You're the boy who lived.


This is heavy.

Marty McFly

Han Solo: Chewie and I will check it out, you two stay here.
Luke: Quietly. There may be more of them out there.
Han Solo: Hey, it's me!

Padme: It must be difficult having sworn your life to the Jedi... not being able to visit the places you like... or do the things you like.
Anakin: Or be with the people I love.
Padme: Are you allowed to love? I thought that was forbidden for a Jedi.

[Upon opening the tomb]
Evelyn: I've dreamt about this since I was a little girl.
Rick: You dream about dead guys?

Les: You know, everyone's saying that your ambition broke Carver's leg.
Torrance Shipman: When really it was the angle in which she slammed into the ground.
Les: Kasey did a massive e-mail last night, misspelled "leg".
Torrance Shipman: Shut up!
Les: Two G's.

Samuel: Tristan! Get back to your unit!
Tristan: Those boys are boring. I'd rather have you watching my back.

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