Earl Bassett: [digging out the dead graboid] There's no way Walter Chang's getting his slick mitts on this for no 15 bucks.
Valentine McKee: You got that right!
Ryan Stone: All right, the way I see it, there's only two possible outcomes.
Ryan Stone: Either I make it down there in one piece and I have one hell of a story to tell, or I burn up in the next ten minutes.
We had a report of a possible kidnapping. You haven't been kidnapped today, have you?Mooney
You know, I'm gonna be a great big bright, shining star.Dirk
Maximillian Cohen: 11:15, restate my assumptions: 1. Mathematics is the language of nature. 2. Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. 3. If you graph these numbers, patterns emerge. Therefore: There are patterns everywhere in nature.
[attempting to say "Hello, how are you" in a Cockney accent] Ello, ow are ooo?Corky St. Clair
From now on, we live in a world where man has walked on the moon. And it's not a miracle, we just decided to go.Jim Lovell
Dr. Mainheimer: You're thinking about him again, aren't you? What was his name? Frank?
Jane Spencer: Yes.
Dr. Mainheimer: You just can't forget him, can you?
Jane Spencer: Who?
Dr. Mainheimer: Frank!
Don't overlook my butt, I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories.Grim Reaper
You know, our bodies are capable of doing some very funny things when they're consumed by stress and anxiety. Uh, I found my ex-best friend's cufflinks in my wife's purse. I couldn't get an erection for a year and a half. For example.Dr. Cohen
I need a father who's a role model, not some horny geek-boy who's gonna spray his shorts whenever I bring a girlfriend home from school. What a lame-o. Someone really should just put him out of his misery.Jane Burnham
The hard part about playing chicken is knowin' when to flinch.Capt. Bart Mancuso